Simon visits Otake (Nakanoshima)
I hit ‘random article’ on Wikipedia and then rant about whatever I see. This week: Otake (Nakanoshima). A volcano! I’m still excited. And with that we begin this week with a very obtuse reference to...
View ArticleLove a Random State: Ohio
I may be a tad bit biased, but Ohio is a pretty badass state. We fuck up pretty much every Presidential Election. We can’t make decisions on anything from street cars to abortion. We are some waffling...
View ArticleWorld Cup: Alex Morgan in Bodypaint
Guys. Alex Morgan posed without any clothing (NSFW-ish kinda maybe? Idk how much of a Tisdahl your boss is). All she has on is body paint. Please cancel the rest of your day immediately. See, Alex...
View ArticleAnna Karenina: The Movie, The Review
Yes, I saw Anna Karenina for free a day in advance of the US release. Shit was awesome and it was all thanks to some poor marketing intern that probably thought we were a serious publication. LOLZ...
View ArticleFive Lessons I’ve Learned On Summer Break
“You know nothing, BJ Taintz.” You’re not quite right, hypothetical reader with the voice of Ygritte. I know that it’s summer right now, for one thing. That’s right, summer: the season of sunlight,...
View Article12 Adorable Baby Boys That Will Melt Your Heart
Infancy is a world of wonder. It’s full of curiosity, awe, discovery, imagination, hope, and new life. In a world that at times may seem harsh, jaded, cynical, and unimaginative, the smile of a newborn...
View ArticleAn Ode to the Olympic Sweater
My eyes widen, and a patriotic spark awakens My senses, as though of Coca-Cola I had drunk, Or inhaled a Big-Mac with four slices of bacon. One minute passed, and then these words I had thunk: “Tis not...
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